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Sunday, November 29, 2009

India is the richest country in the world!!

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Right now, India is the richest country in the world ! Wondering how? It's really amazing.

(1) It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know.

He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.

For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his house.But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a
lawyer by profession. One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to see what it was that they worship.
Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone..
But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed.
And he saw a bright ray of light.
He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them.The whole room was filled with light.
He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each.

He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security.
It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank.
The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK .

Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.
India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.

One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India .

One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.
And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so.

India 's GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.

Bill Gates property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way 'nature changes'.

Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it.

He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems.

You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago.

Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15 days ago.

The Hindu with its half page article in it.

After that it was censored as classified.

(2) Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and
Natural gas have been found.. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach.

India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.
And moreover it can export it to other counties.
It's incredible!! But true.

(3) An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein's 'Theory of Relativity'.
Shocked? Read on...
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a sub-atomic particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the 'Theory of Relativity'.

In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced Physics (IAP) at Trieste ( Italy ), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of sub-atomic particles called leptons', which can travel faster than light.
The international physics community is shocked by this discovery.

Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan. 'After long, careful and critical analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan's research papers show tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation
mounts up on 'leptons'... His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity.'
When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's IQ with an IQ-meter (at the American Embassy in Delhi ), the meter broke down.
Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows.
We should all be very proud of these boys.

Please forward this email to as many Indians and also the Americans who think Indians are Poor !!! .....Jai Hind !!!!

Affirmation for Today

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Ralph Waldo Emerson has accurately said, "One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year."
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Today is an important day. That problem you solve, that decision you make, that time you enjoy can shape your whole life. The way you and I ap­proach today, and each day, is crucial. Our lives are built by a series of days like today.
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I discovered an affirmation that can help in living each day fully:
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Today I will live through the next 24 hours and not try to tackle all of life's problems at once.
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Today I will improve myself, body, mind and spirit.
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Today I will refuse to spend time worrying about what might happen if...
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Today I will not imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not dif­ferent. I will do my best with what material I have.
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Today I will find the grace to let go of resentments of others and self-condemnation over past mistakes.
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Today I will not try to change, or improve, anybody but me.
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Today I will act toward others as though this will be my last day on earth.
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Today I will be unafraid. I will enjoy what is beauti­ful, and I will be­lieve that as I give to the world, the world will give to me.
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Whether these are the best of times or the worst of times, these are the only times we've got. Live each day fully and you will look back on a life that made a difference.
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short forms in business communication

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Below are some frequently used short forms in business communication like e-mails, faxes and letters:

a.k.a . - also known as

On Monday morning, Kay El, a.k.a. The Boss, walked in happily and greeted her assistant, Pee Jay.

approx. - approximately

Checking her e-mail, Pee Jay read, "Today is the boss's birthday. Can everyone please slip off quietly to the cafeteria in approx.. 15 minutes?"

ASAP - as soon as possible

Pee Jay opened up her daily planner and scribbled ASAP next to some of the urgent items on her to-do list.

Attn . - for the attention of

Leafing through the stack of mail to be sent out, Pee Jay asked her boss, "To whom should I address the cheque for the annual report?"

Her boss replied, "Just write 'Attn: Ms. Christine Jalleh'. She'll know what to do with it."

Bcc . - blind carbon copy or blind copy to. In this case, the carbon copy is sent to an e-mail recipient whose e-mail address is not visible to the cc or other bcc recipients.

"By the way, I think it's better if you bcc me in your e-mail to Brown. We wouldn't want him thinking that I'm supervising you for this project."

Cc . - carbon copy, or copy to

"But I would like to be cc-ed on the e-mail to Mr Green as I have not yet introduced the both of you to each other."

c/o - in care of, used when sending a document to A who will receive it on B's behalf because B is away from the office.

"Boss, I think Christine is back in China this week. Would it be all right if I sent the cheque in care of her assistant? I'll still write her name on top with c/o Ah Sis Tern below."

COD - cash on delivery, where a person makes payment for an item purchase after it has been delivered.

"I'm also sending out the cheque for the set of Business English reference books we bought COD on eBay."

e.g . - exempli gratia (for example)

Pee Jay replied to the e-mail, "Hi everyone. Please remember that the boss doesn't like surprises, e.g. everyone shouting 'Surprise!' in the cafeteria."

et al. - et alii (and others). Usually used to list co-authors after the lead author in a bibliography, this form is now popularly used to address the other people other than the recipient in e-mails.

She received a new e-mail, which read, "Dear Pee Jay et al., I was reminded that the boss does NOT like surprises ..."

etc. - et cetera (and so on OR and so forth)

This means that we will not be able to collectively surprise her by springing out of the cafeteria doors as we had planned, etc.

exc. - except

"Can everyone, exc. Pee Jay, be at the cafeteria in 5 minutes? We need to figure out a surprise without the surprise element. Thanks!"

FYI - for your information

Her boss's voice brought the young assistant back to the present, "Pee Jay, I'm forwarding you all these e-mails FYI, okay?"

FYA - for your action

"Note that some of these e-mails are FYA ..."

i.e . - id est (that is)

After acknowledging her supervisor, Pee Jay decided to help her colleagues out and typed, "She's in a good mood today, i.e. we won a new account and completed a major project."

K - thousand, e.g. 450K = 450,000

"Just to give you an idea of her mood, it's a 450K retainer for the first quarter ..."

PA - personal assistant

The immediate reply to Pee Jay's e-mail read, "Thanks for the info, Pee Jay - you're the best PA!"

p.a. - per annum (per year)

Pee Jay smiled and responded, "Haha, there is a reason why I'm paid RM65K p.a."

p.p. - per pro (used when signing a document on someone's behalf)

Looking back at her paperwork, Pee Jay signed some invoices on her boss's behalf, inserting p.p. just before her signature.

Pto. - please turn over, used at the end of a page to indicate that there is a continuity to the text.

"By the way, please remember to type Pto. on the first page of the proposal you're sending. The last time we sent it to him, he forgot to read the subsequent pages," chimed in Kay El.

viz . - videlicet, namely

She got up and left a note on Pee Jay's work station before leaving. Scribbled on it was, "Can I pass you my slice of birthday cake after I cut it? I really don't need a lot of carbo, viz. refined flour, at my age." The note ended with a wink.

Shameless Visitor

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The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma.

The delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment.

She started blabbering, “When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside vestibule, My son there is a push button, push it with your Elbow, I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you.

You will hear the pi……pi buzz. You push the door with your Elbow and open. Enter and walk to the Elevator.

Push the UP button with your Elbow and elevator opens. Enter. Push the #4 button with your Elbow carefully and elevator comes to fourth floor. Walk to the room number 420 and push the button with your Elbow. I will open the door for you."

The polite grand son said, “Dear Grand Ma, my wife and I can handle all these, we have been born here. Don’t worry. But explain one thing, why do you want me to push all the buttons with my Elbow."

The Grandma Desi yelled, “What? Shameless, you are coming without gifts in your hands for Grandma?"

Believe in your dreams

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Be like a floral bouquet...

Call people by Name.. The sweetest music to anyone's
ears is the sound of his/her own name.

Be alert to give Service.....
What we do for others counts most in life...

Learn to understand first
and to be understood second.

Don't underestimate the power of a touch,
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of
caring ,all of which have the potential
to turn a life around.....

Life ends when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop Believing,
Love ends when you stop Caring,
Friendship ends when you stop Sharing....

Be Genuinely Interested in People.
If you try, you can like everybody, and
Everybody will like you.....

When you find a Dream inside your heart
Don't ever let it go
For Dreams are the tiny seeds from
Which beautiful Tomorrows Grow

Sweet SMS For You

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art of living:
first of all don't make friends,
if done, then don't go much close to them,
if gone, then don't love them,
if loved, then please don't leave them.

a hopeless man sees difficulties in every chance.
but a hopeful person sees chances in every difficulty.

a smile is a way of write you thoughts on your face,
telling others that they r accepted, liked and appreciated.
so here's a big smile for u.

kash hum aap ka mobile number hote
har waqt aap ko yaad to hote
bhale aap humain badal dete par
hume bicharne ki khabar to sab ko dete

don't give importance to money,
because it can give bed but not sleep.
books but not brains,
clothes but not beauty,
luxuries but not happiness.
so transfer it to my account.

never think more about past,
it brings tears.
don't think more about future,
it brings fears,
think more about me,
which always brings cheers.

feel good when some body miss u
feel better when some body loves u
but feel best when some body never forgets u

prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out
when you are in trouble.
use it as a steering wheel,
that keeps you on the right path through out your life.

I have a pair of eyes, but can't see u everyday
I have a pair of ears, but can't hear u everyday,
but I have one heart that cares for u everyday

famous writer said
"Love is like a long sweet dream" and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
"so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up".
Happy Unmarried life

THE LAW OF THE SEED

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Take a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the Tree, each with ten seeds. That's a lot of seeds!

We might ask, "Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more Trees?"

Nature has something to teach us here. It's telling us: "Most seeds never Grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you better try More than once."

This might mean:

You'll attend twenty interviews to get one job.

You'll interview forty people to find one good employee.

You'll talk to fifty people to sell one house, car, vacuum Cleaner, insurance policy, idea...

And you might meet a hundred acquaintances to find one special friend.

When we understand the "Law of the Seed", we don't get so disappointed.

We stop feeling like victims. Laws of nature are not things to take personally.

We just need to understand them - and work with them.

Difference between Problem,Talent and Kismat

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Difference between Problem,Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Neither legal, nor logical

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After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

One student immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

A very touching one indeed...!!!

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But I know many of you will have only one thought in mind “who will read such a big mail”. It doesn’t matter for me as I feel atleast one of you understand and this will be move forward to enlighten someother’s life. Just think for a moment what you are doing for others in your busy life.

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.
Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.
Where is the natural order of things in my son?'
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued... 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'
Then he told the following story:

Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball.... Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father Ialso understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'
Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.
The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over.
The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.
Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.
Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first!
Run to first!'
Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.
He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.
Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'
Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.
By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.
He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.
Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.
All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'
Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third!
Shay, run to third!'
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'
Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team
'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.
Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!
AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:

We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.
We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'
So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:
Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?
A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

A Present just for you....!!!!!

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Just look at presentation before u proceed
Nothing happens by accident...
If one day when you wake up, you would find on your bed a beautifully wrapped present with delicate bows, you would open it before even washing your face, curious about what is inside....
Maybe what you find is something you do not like very much...then you would put away the box wondering what to do with the present...
But, if the next day you find another present, you would open it also and, if this time you find something inside that you like very much....
A memory from someone that is far away....a beautiful clothing you saw on a window shop...the keys to a new car....a beautiful winter coat...or just a beautiful flower from somebody that remembered you.....
This happens every day, but we do not realize it...
Every day when we wake up, it is there, before us, a present sent to us by God....a whole day to use in the best possible way
Sometimes it comes with problems, issues that we do not seem to be able to solve. Sometimes it comes with sadness, deception, even tears...
But other times it comes full of surprises, happiness, success and achievements......
What is important is that every day we receive a present, wrapped especially for us while we sleep: THE NEXT DAY.
We are presented this box with colored bows, no matter what the day brings........
That day when we wake up every morning is a PRESENT.....
The present that life gives us.
It is not always what we wish or what we hope for......
But it is the best for us, what we need most, what we have to learn.....what we need to grow...

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:

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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI

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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD

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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE

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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI

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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !

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And the best one is ....

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!!_______________

Friday, November 27, 2009

Miracle

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“Everybody has something special inside of them;
sometimes we need someone or something to
happen for us to know. It only takes one person
to say thank you, or one person to say that
you've made a difference for that special thing
to come out. Anybody can be a hero, if you listen to
someone else in their time of need,
you are a hero. There's no set definition of a hero,
anybody can be one by being a selfless,
wonderful friend."
We never know what miracles are right in front of us!
Remember, often times, things are not
as they seem to be. Things can change
instantly with a 'change' of perception.

Remember: “Every miracle begins with a problem."

Thursday, November 26, 2009

LIFE

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"The reality of life is that your perceptions - right or wrong - influence everything else you do. When you get a proper perspective of your perceptions, you may be surprised how many other things fall into place."
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JUSTDIAL.COM

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If you can't find it in google try JUSTDIAL.COM

I strongly recommend this website www.justdial.com. It's a world class local search service & I've always found anything I've ever wanted.

You can find info on any company, product, or service in over 240 cities in India.

You can also call them up 24x7, on phone (69999999), a local call in 240 Indian cities.

Ask for anything, you'll get the info on the phone and/or by SMS within 30 secs, and this service is absolutely FREE!

For a change, it's an original Indian idea and an Indian company with world class service, and with a vision to spread all over the world.

Be a proud Indian and forward this to every Indian you know.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Google...Amazing!!!!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

మర్చిపో...!

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Good Morning

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Good morning

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Sometimes in life, you find a special friend...
Someone who changes your life just by being part of it...
Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop...
Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that
there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it......

“An arrow can be sent forward only by pulling it back. So when life is pulling

you backwards, it means it’s going to launch you to a victory!"
"Hold on to what you want, as well as believe in.”

Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!

When asked what forgiveness is
A little girl gives the beautiful answer
"Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower
gives when it is crushed"

If a drop of water falls on lake, it loses its identity.
If it falls on a rose, it shines.
If it falls on a shell, it becomes a pearl.
The drop is the same, but the company matters.

Quotes by Swami Vivekananda

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* Choose
the highest ideal and live your life upto that. Look at the "ocean" and not at the wave.

* That
which tends to increase the divinity in you is virtue, and that which tends to increase brutality in you is vice.

* He
who sees Shiva in the poor, in the weak, and in the diseased, really worships Shiva.

* Purity
in thought, speech, and act is absolutely necessary for anyone to be religious. Purity is strength. Spiritual truth is purity.

* The
ideal of the man is to see God in everything. The real evil is idleness which is the principal cause of our poverty.

* Everyone
should know that there is no salvation except through the conquering of desires.

* Death
being so certain, it is better to die for a good cause.

* Religion
is the manifestation of the Divinity already in man.

* Your
country reqires heroes, be heroes!

* To
me the very essence of education is concentration of the mind, not the collecting of facts.

* Each
soul is potentially divine.

* Religion
is the idea which is raising the brute unto man, and man unto God.

* All
power is within you; you can do anything and everything. Believe in that.

* Work,
work, work - let this be your motto.

* Now
the only way out is to listen to the words of the Lord in the Gita.

* Be
a hero. Always say, "I have no fear".

* Struggle
hard to get money, but don’t get attached to it.

* Feel
that you are great and you become great.

* To
devote your life to the good of all and to the happiness of all is religion. Whatever you do for your own sake is not religion.

* At
my will mountains will crumble up. Have that sort of energy, that sort of will; work hard, and you will reach the goal.

* It
is those foolish people who identify themselves with their bodies that piteously cry, ‘Weak, weak, we are weak’.

* Keep
the motto before you: "Elevation of the masses without injuring their religion".

* Man
never progresses from error to truth, but from truth to truth, from lesser truth to higher truth.

* Avoid
all weakness, for weakness is sin, weakness is death.

* Never
talk about the faults of others, no matter how bad they may be. Nothing is ever gained by that.

* I
shall inspire men everywhere until the world shall know that it is one with God.

* Let
us go forward and do yet greater things.

* The
more selfish a man, the more immoral he is.

* Give
to the weak, for there all the gift is needed.

* Knowledge
exists, man only discovers it.

* Give
up all desire for enjoyment in earth or heaven.

* Be
courageous. Do not try to lead your brethren, but serve them.

* Be
the witness and do not react, only thus can you be happy.

* None
can help you, help yourself; work out your own salvation.

* Be
not afraid of anything. You will do marvellous work.

* Try
to love anybody and everybody.

* You
have to go from the inside out. None can teach you, non can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul.

* Know
it for certain that you are in everything.

* Go
on bravely. Do not expect success in a day or a year.

* Let
all your nerves vibrate through the backbone of your religion.

* Do
not talk much, but feel the spirit within you.

* If
you want to be spiritual, you must renounce.

* Your
way is the best for you, but that is no sign that it is the best for
others.

* Renounce
the lower so that you may get the higher.

* Where
can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being?

* Your
work is to serve the poor and miserable, without distinction of caste or colour.

* Help
another because yu are in him and he is in you.

* The
poor, the illiterate, the ignorant, the afflicted,…let these be your God. Know that service to these alone is the highest religion.

* If
I am in the dark, let me light a lamp.

* The
earth’s bravest and best will have to sacrifice themselves for the good of many, for the welfare of all.

* Every
duty is holy, and devotion to duty is the highest form of worship of God.

* We
only get what we deserve. It is a lie when we say, the world is bad and we are good. It can never be so.

* You
will understand the mighty strength of Krishna better with a little of strong blood in you.

* It
is struggle against nature and not conformity to nature that makes man what he is.

* Each
work has to pass through these stages - ridicule, opposition and then acceptance.

* First
there should be strict integrity…Secondly, entire devotion to the cause

* The
will is not free - it is a phenomenon bound by cause and effect - but there is something behind the will which is free.

* You
fail only when you do not strive sufficiently to manifest infinite power.

* Whatever
you do, devote your whole Mind, Heart, and Soul to it.

* Whatever
you think, that you will be. If you think yourselves weak, weak you will be; if you think yourselves strong, strong you will be.

* Never
mind failures; they are quite natural, they are the beauty of life - these failures.

* He
works best who works without any motive, neither for money, nor for fame, nor for anything else.

* The
new religion says that he is an atheist who does not believe in himself.

* Neither
seek nor avoid, take what comes.

* You
should work like a master and not as a slave; work incessantly, but do not do a slave’s work

* Believe
that the soul is immortal, infinite and all powerful.

* Even
if the order be wrong, first obey and then contradict it.

* Be
a hero. Always say, "I have no fear".

* Our
first duty is not to hate ourselves; because to advance we must have faith in ourselves first and then in God.

( L . O . . V . E )

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Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment

Love doesnt ask
Who r u?
Love only says
U r mine
Love doesnt ask
Where do u live?
Love says
U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask
Do u love me?
Love only says
I love u

It is very tough to believe a stranger,
But if someone loves U more than Fish loves Water,
Holds UR hand tight with tears in his eyes & says,
” The moment I saw U
I fell in love with U
I can’t live without U
& wanna spend the rest of my life with U
I LOVE U ”

4 Ways to be More Honest

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Think about who you're influencing when you lie and that may help you become more honest.
Nobody actually wants to be a liar. But it’s just so easy to fudge, blur, omit, and recast information, even with everyday matters. Here are a few ways to be a more honest person.

Think About Values, Not Rules
To become more honest, consider the person you want to be, rather than lecturing yourself on what not to do. When you’re rule-bound, you’re more likely to slip if you’re not likely to be caught. You’re honest when you do the right thing even when nobody is looking.

Own Up
Honesty is more than not telling lies. It’s also about not extending your lunch hour, padding expenses, or picking up after your dog, and speaking up when someone is being treated unfairly.

Think of the Children
In a recent survey of high school students, 64 percent reported cheating on a test; 30 percent, stealing from a store; and 83 percent, lying to their parents about something significant. At the same time, 93 percent said they were satisfied with their values. Huh? As a grown-up, you set the terms.

Accept and Vow to Change
When you fall off the wagon and the moment has passed, at least be honest with yourself, as in “I didn’t do that right. When I’m in that situation again, I’m going to do better.”

MAY BE…

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Maybe. . we were supposed to meet the
wrong people before meeting the right
one so that, when we finally meet the
right person, we will know how to be
grateful for that gift.

Maybe . . . it is true that we don't
know what we have until we lose it,
but it is also true that we don't know
what we have been missing until it
arrives.

Maybe . . . the brightest future will
always be based on a forgotten past;
after all, you can't go on
successfully in life until you let go
of your past mistakes, failures and
heartaches.

Maybe . . you should hope for enough
happiness to make you sweet, enough
trials to make you strong, enough
sorrow to keep you human, and enough
hope to make you happy.

Maybe . . . the happiest of people
don't necessarily have the best of
everything; they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way.

Maybe .. . . the best kind of friend is
the kind you can sit on a porch and
swing with, never say a word, and then
walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.

Maybe . . . happiness waits for all
those who cry, all those who hurt, all
those who have searched, and all those
who have tried, for only they can
appreciate the importance of all the
people who have touched their lives.

May be . . you should do something nice
for someone every single day, even if
it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe . . . there are moments in life
when you miss someone -- a parent, a
spouse, a friend, a child -- so much
that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real, so
that once they are around you
appreciate them more.

Maybe … giving someone all your love
is never an assurance that they will
love you back. Don't expect love in
return; just wait for it to grow in
their heart; but, if it doesn't, be
content that it grew in yours.

Maybe .. . . you should dream what you
want to dream; go where you want to
go, be what you want to be, because
you have only one life and one chance
to do all the things you dream of, and
want to do.

"Life is only travelled ONCE;
Today’s MOMENT becomes Tomorrow’s MEMORY.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself…."

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Love Codes for Different Countries

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WORD STAND FOR

H.O.L.L.A.N. D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
I.T.A.L.Y I Trust And Love You
L.I.B.Y.A Love Is Beautiful; You Also
F.R.A.N.C.E Friendships Remain And Never Can End
C.H.I.N.A Come Here. I Need Affection
B.U.R.M.A Between Us, Remember Me Always
N.E.P.A.LG Never Ever Part As Lovers
I.N.D.I.A I Nearly Died In Adoration
K.E.N.Y.A Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing
C.A.N.A.D.A Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
E.G.Y.P.T Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always
M.A.N.I.L.A May All Nights Inspire Love Always
B.A.L.I.W.A. G Beauty And Love I Will Always Give
M.A.L.A.B.O. N May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now
I.M.U.S I Miss U, Sweetheart
P.A.S.I.G Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous
C.E.B.U Change Everything.. . But Us
P.E.R.U Porget Everyone... Remember Us
P.A.R.A.N.A. Q.U.E Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
T.O.N.D.O Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One
P.A.S.A.Y Pretty And Sexy Are You
Y.E.M.E.N Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night
M.A.R.L.B.O. R.O Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
Y.A.M.A.H.A You Are My Angel! Happy Anniversary!

Celebration means...

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Celebration means...

Four friends.
raining outside.
Four glasses of Tea.

Celebration means...

Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means...

A hostel Tea.
A hostel room.
12 a.m.

Celebration means...

3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means...

Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakodas deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means...

You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

CUTE LOVE COLLECTION

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A girl asked boy if she thought she is pretty,
He said no.
She asked him if he want to be with her forever
He said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry?
And again he replied no.
She had heard enough as she walked away,
Tears streaming down her face,
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
ur not pretty ur beautiful
And I dont want to be with you,
I need to be with u,
And the day you leave me I won’t cry I would die…

Why do we read Bhagvat Geetha, even if we can't understand its meaning completely ?

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Hare krishna,

Why do we read Bhagvat Geetha, even if we can't understand its meaning completely ???

This is beautiful story - if inspired pls. forward else keep it cant say

when it might inspire you!

Story:

An old Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson.

Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading

his Bhagavath Geetha. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to

imitate him in every way he could.

One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Bhagavath Geetha

just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I

forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Bhagavath Geetha

do?"


The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and

replied,

"Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of

water."


The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got

back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You'll have to move a

little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket

to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty

before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it

was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket

instead.

The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of

water. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to

watch the boy try again.

At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his

grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would

leak out before he got back to the house.

The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he

reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he

said,

"See Grandpa, it's useless!"

"So you think it is useless?" The old man said, "Look at the basket."

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the

basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal

basket and was now clean, inside and out.

"Son, that's what happens when you read the Bhagavath Geetha. You might

not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be

changed, inside and out. That is the work of Krishna in our lives."

After you cleaned, now you can able to understand the meaning and know your loopholes(bad habits - impurity) inside us and we try to fill(close) that holes after that we become fulfilled for lifetime.

HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA, KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE,
HARE RAM HARE RAM, RAM RAM HARE HARE.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Help less

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The Day im Lost totally

Monday, November 16, 2009

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Obtain:

Apply for:

Register:

Mother

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"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.


Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
More than any 1 else,
Who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

For the best mom
Who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss

Bayer is making crystal aspirin

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Something that we can do to help ourselves. Nice to know.
Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue. They work much
faster than the tablets.



Why keep aspirin by your bedside?
About Heart Attacks
There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.
One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots

of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently. Note:

There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of

people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up.

However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.

If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins
in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.
Afterwards:
- phone 911
- say "heart attack!"
- say that you have taken 2 aspirins..
- phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by

- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival

and...
~ do NOT lie down ~

A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it

to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!

I have already shared the information- - What about you?

Who is the BEST

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Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from

TCS, went out for a walk.

"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"

Why not, said the other two.

The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works

for the best firm".


Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey

Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant,

the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put.

Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be,

he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him.

The other two were astonished.

So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey

cry!!"


So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy

narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again.

Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It

started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder! The other two just could not

believe their eyes!

So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will

bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".


And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed

where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the

monkey- still No go. So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the

monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if

it was scared to death! The other two surrendered.


They Said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the

Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.

"Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Infosys

. The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying.

And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!"

Friday, November 13, 2009

Amazing Things About Everything The First

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http://www.tycooncashflow.com/?hop=wildriver1

Life

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If the Life is Water...then the Jobs,
Money and Position
we hold in society are the Cups...

They are just tools to hold and
maintain our Life; But the quality
of Life doesn't change...

If we only concentrate on the Cup,
we won't have time to enjoy or
taste the Water in it....

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Why divorce? (Damn Fun)

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Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after
I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these
years so let him suffer now."

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"

Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"

Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said,
"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied,
"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful?
My wife doesn't know about it yet

WHAT GIVES A MAN OR WOMAN THE RIGHT TO LEAD?

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It certainly isn't gained by election or appointment. Having position, title, rank, or degrees doesn't qualify anyone to lead other people. And the ability doesn't come automatically from age or experience, either. No, it would be accurate to say that no one can be given the right to lead. The right to lead can only be earned. And that takes time.

The Kind of Leader Others Want to Follow

The key to becoming an effective leader is not to focus on making other people follow, but on making yourself the kind of person they want to follow. You must become someone others can trust to take them where they want to go. As you prepare yourself to become a better leader, use the following guidelines to help you grow:
1. Let go of your ego.

The truly great leaders are not in leadership for personal gain. They lead in order to serve other people. Perhaps that is why Lawrence D. Bell remarked, "Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things, and I'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things."
2. Become a good follower first.

Rare is the effective leader who didn't learn to become a good follower first. That is why a leadership institution such as the United States Military Academy teaches its officers to become effective followers first - and why West Point has produced more leaders than the Harvard Business School.
3. Build positive relationships.

Leadership is influence, nothing more, nothing less. That means it is by nature relational. Today's generation of leaders seem particularly aware of this because title and position mean so little to them. They know intuitively that people go along with people they get along with.
4. Work with excellence.

No one respects and follows mediocrity. Leaders who earn the right to lead give their all to what they do. They bring into play not only their skills and talents, but also great passion and hard work. They perform on the highest level of which they are capable.
5. Rely on discipline, not emotion.

Leadership is often easy during the good times. It's when everything seems to be against you - when you're out of energy, and you don't want to lead - that you earn your place as a leader. During every season of life, leaders face crucial moments when they must choose between gearing up or giving up. To make it through those times, rely on the rock of discipline, not the shifting sand of emotion.
6. Make adding value your goal.

When you look at the leaders whose names are revered long after they have finished leading, you find that they were men and women who helped people to live better lives and reach their potential. That is the highest calling of leadership - and its highest value.
7. Give your power away.

One of the ironies of leadership is that you become a better leader by sharing whatever power you have, not by saving it all for yourself. You're meant to be a river, not a reservoir. If you use your power to empower others, your leadership will extend far beyond your grasp.

In The Right to Lead, you will hear from and read about people who have done these same things and earned the right to lead others. Because of the courage they found and the character they displayed, other people recognized their admirable qualities and felt compelled to follow them.

The followers who looked to these leaders learned from them, and so can we. As you explore their worlds and words, remember that it takes time to become worthy of followers. Leadership isn't learned or earned in a moment.
~John Maxwell

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

F.R.I.E.N.D

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"Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other one is

right... It simply means that

you value the relationship much more than your ego .."

"Being Kind Is More Important Than Being Right..

Just Do It

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"Dance like no one is watching,

love like you'll never be hurt,

sing like no one is listening,

and live like it's heaven on earth."

Easy words to say hard to live!

Hold out your hand and let me take it,

And lets walk together down that rose path full of thorns.

Together we can make it,

But you and I together must take that first step,

that first emotion, that first disappointment,

learn to not judge me by the past,

and I will not judge you by mine.

I give you my heart for I have no control over it.

I give you my promise to listen to my heart and not my head.

I will listen to my soul and let it sing like heaven is on earth.

I ask your forgiveness now for any hurt I will give you.

I won’t promise never to hurt you,

but I will promise that

I will never hurt you intentionally.

I promise that our journey is just beginning so please take my hand and walk this

road with me.

Let the passion roar,

Let me wipe the tears and sadness from your life as you do mine.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Good Morning

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A beautiful relationship does not depend upon
how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.
Keep Smiling
Have a great day ahead….

AMAZING Story

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~Faith is the continual demonstration of the strength and wonder of life~

Faith.
This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002.

He was born with 2 legs - He of course could not walk when he was born.

Even his mother did not want him.

His first owner also did not think that he could survive and he was thinking of 'putting him to sleep'.
But then, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted to take care of him.
She became determined to teach and train this little dog to walk by himself..
She named him 'Faith'.

In the beginning, she put Faith on a surfboard to let him feel the movement.
Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and reward
for him for standing up and jumping around.
Even the other dog at home encouraged him to walk.
Amazingly, only after 6 months, like a miracle,
Faith learned to balance on his hind legs and to jump to move forward.
After further training in the snow, he could now walk like a human being.

Faith loves to walk around now.
No matter where he goes, he attracts people to him.
He is fast becoming famous on the international scene and
has appeared on various newspapers and TV shows.
There is now a book entitled 'With a Little Faith' being published about him.
He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.

His present owner Jude Stringfellew has given up her teaching post and plans to take him around the world
to preach that even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul'.

In life there are always undesirable things, so in order to feel better
you just need to look at life from another direction.
I hope this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone
and that everyone will appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day.
Faith is the continual demonstration of the strength and wonder of life.

A small request: All you are asked to do is keep this story circulating.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Best Doctor

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Neck Exercise

A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications. 'It is very effective,' said the doctor.

'My patients never come back to me again.'

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Good Morning

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WHEN U TRULY CARES FOR SOMEONE...
YOU DON'T LOOK FOR FAULTS,
YOU DON'T LOOK FOR ANSWERS,
YOU DON'T LOOK FOR MISTAKES,
INSTEAD YOU FIGHT THE MISTAKES, YOU ACCEPT THE FAULTS,
AND YOU OVERLOOK THE EXCUSES.

Be Clever Like This

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Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! anelephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Very Useful....Toll free number in India...

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Airlines
Indian Airlines -1800 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1800 22 5522
Spice Jet - 1800 180 3333
Air India -- 1800 22 7722
Kingfisher - 1800 180 0101
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Banks
ABN AMRO -1800 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1800 44 6000
Citibank - 1800 44 2265
Corporation Bank - 1800 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1800 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1800 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1800 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1800 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1800 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1800 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1800 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1800 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1800 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1800 122 222
State Bank of India - 1800 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1800 44 6655
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Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio -1800 22 6006
Maruti - 1800 111 515
Tata Motors - 1800 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1800 11 3636
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Computers/IT

Adrenalin -1800 444 445
AMD - 1800 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1800 444 683
Canon - 1800 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1800 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1800 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1800 424 1800
Dell - 1800 444 026
Epson - 1800 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1800 444 888
HCL - 1800 180 8080
IBM - 1800 443 333
Lexmark - 1800 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1800 33 4488
Microsoft - 1800 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1800 180 1104
Symantec - 1800 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1800 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1800 44 6446
Wipro - 1800 333 312
Xerox - 1800 180 1225
Zenith - 1800 222 004
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Indian Railway Enquiries
Indian Railway General Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Central Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Reservation 131
Indian Railway Railway Reservation Enquiry 1345,1335,1330
Indian Railway Centralised Railway Enquiry 1330/1/2/3/4/ 5/6/7/8/9
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Couriers/Packers & Movers
ABT Courier -1800 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1800 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1800 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1800 21 4560
DHL - 1800 111 345
FedEx - 1800 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1800 11 3456
UPS - 1800 22 7171
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Home Appliances
Aiwa/Sony -1800 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1800 22 7979
Blue Star - 1800 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1800 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1800 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1800 444 222
DishTV - 1800 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1800 21 4595
Godrej - 1800 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1800 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1800 22 4422
Samsung - 1800 113 444
Sanyo - 1800 11 0101
Voltas - 1800 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1800 44 5432
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Investments/ Finance
CAMS -1800 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1800 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1800 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1800 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1800 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1800 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1800 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1800 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1800 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1800 22 0101
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Travel
Club Mahindra Holidays -1800 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1800 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1800 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1800 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1800 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1800 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1800 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1800 22 3344
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Healthcare
Best on Health -1800 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1800 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1800 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1800 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1800 22 5292
LifeCell - 1800 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1800 33 4420
Pfizer - 1800 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1800 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1800 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1800 44 8383
VLCC - 1800 33 1262
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Insurance
AMP Sanmar -1800 44 2200
Aviva - 1800 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1800 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 1800 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1800 227 227
LIC - 1800 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1800 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1800 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1800 22 9090
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Hotel Reservations
GRT Grand -1800 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1800 111 000
Marriott - 1800 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1800 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1800 111 825
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Teleshopping
Asian Sky Shop -1800 22 1800
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1800 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1800 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1800 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1800 220 777
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Others
Domino's Pizza -1800 111 123
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Cell Phones
BenQ -1800 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1800 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1800 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you
about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then

complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference
between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'

It is a sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
 

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