Doesn't Mean !!!!!

Laughing Faces Doesn't Mean That there is Absence of Sorrow;
But, it means that they have the ability & Courage to Deal with them…..

If you love someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

AND NOW, THE NEW VERSIONS.....
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Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Impatient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

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Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

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Playful:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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C++ Programmer :

if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of girlfriend */
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

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Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

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Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

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Biologist :

If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.

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Statisticians :

If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back
is high .If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

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Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone, Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

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Over possessive person :

If you love someone don't set her free.

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HR specialist :

If you love someone set her free
by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.

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MBA :

If you love someone set her free
instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

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Psychologist :

If you love someone set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

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Somnabulist :

If you love someone,set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

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ERP functional expert :

If you love someone ,set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

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Finance expert :

If you love someone ,set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone ,set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

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THINK OUT OF THE BOX

Interesting HR questions.........

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....
No one will GET second chance to impress....
Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Question 1:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,
it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see
three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that
there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and
this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to
the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner
of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one
morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my
husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed
it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when
asked

Question 3:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.
Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before
you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that
coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 4:

Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?
People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka
etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna
Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after
Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 5:

The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last
question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the
center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table
and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked
how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,
then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more
question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ........

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....

THINK OUT OF THE BOX"

Opportunities

Opportunities ? Small or Big. They come and go.
Some will be easy to take advantage of, some will be difficult.
But once we let them pass in hopes of something better,
those opportunities may never again be available.
Always grab the first opportunity.

Wishes

MAN WISHES TO FLY LIKE A BIRD,

SING LIKE A CUCKOO......

DANCE LIKE A PEACOCK......

SWIM LIKE A FISH.........

BUT.........

MAN DOES NOT WISH TO LIVE LIKE A MAN......

" SWAMI VIVEKANANDA"

LIFE NEVER TURNS THE WAY WE WANT.....

BUT WE LIVE IT THE BEST WAY WE CAN.....

THERE'S NO PERFECT LIFE....

BUT WE CAN FILL IT WITH PERFECT MOMENTS....

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.
From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?
To this Arthur Ashe replied:
" The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis,500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, and 5000 reach the grand slam,50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,
When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' "
Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure keeps you humble and
Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude keeps you going...