Thursday, April 30, 2009
Stages of Our Real Life.
There are four liquid stages of our life.
Stage:1
In first stage we are children and
and start our life by drinking milk.
Stage:2
This stage of life begin when
we are school and colleges.
Stage:3
In this stage we know real life and
start drinking bear and wine
Stage:4
This stage begins when we are old
and this is about last stage of our life. 
Stage:1
In first stage we are children and
and start our life by drinking milk.
Stage:2
This stage of life begin when
we are school and colleges.
Stage:3
In this stage we know real life and
start drinking bear and wine
Stage:4
This stage begins when we are old
and this is about last stage of our life.
What's the Problem Honey...???
A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchen.
When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, is very upset about something.
"What's the problem, darling? Didn't your program work?"
"It worked. I wrote that code until the wee hours of the morning, and it worked!"
"Then what's the matter? Were there a lot of bugs in it?"
"I took special pains to eliminate the bugs. It worked, and it worked perfectly!"
"So what's wrong?"
"I was so tired when I finished, I decided to take a little nap, just for a few minutes."
"Did you not sleep well? Did you have a nightmare?" the concerned wife inquired.
"No, I slept perfectly well... with my head on the backspace key."
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Zoozoo: The new brand 'endorser' for Vodafone
No, they aren’t animated characters. They are human beings who were made to wear body suits. “The design of the characters is such that one gets fooled into thinking it is animation,” shrugs Rao, which was indeed the very illusion that had to be created. “In a sense, it is ‘live’ animation!” he quips, referring to the fact that it was all shot live.
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Prakash Varma, ad filmmaker, Nirvana Films, has directed the commercials, and reveals that the Zoozoos were a big challenge to create. The practical aspects of how they will move, talk, gesticulate and emote were very important. Essentially, costume design and artwork were crucial elements.
“It took me three weeks of pre-production to understand how it will work,” says Varma. There were two fabrics that were considered for the body suits, and one was rejected for it had too many wrinkles and was shiny. The wrinkles would have shown when the characters moved, thereby shattering the illusion of animation. “So we chose the more practical, thicker fabric,” Varma explains.
The production team divided the outfit into two parts: the body and the head. The body part of the outfit was stuffed with foam in some places, while the head was attached separately. To make it look bigger than a human head, a harder material called Perspex was used, which in turn was stuffed with foam (with scope for ventilation).
If one wishes to understand the size of this head, here’s a fact: a human head would typically reach up to the mouth level of this giant Zoozoo head. “We kept the hands and legs thin, which is why we cast women – and occasionally children – wearing the costumes,” says Varma. The thin limbs, contrasted with big bellies and a bulbous head, all add to the illusion that these creatures are ‘smaller’ than humans. Sets were created to suit the size of the Zoozoos.
Cinematically, this ‘size’ was a trick: the creatures look smaller than they actually are on screen, to portray a different world of sorts. For this, the speed of shooting was altered: Nirvana shot it in a high-speed format to make them look the size that they do.
Furthermore, simple sets/backdrops were created and spray painted with neutral Greys – a colour of choice so that attention isn’t diverted from the main characters. For a supposedly ‘outdoor’ shot, even the shadow of a Zoozoo was kept ‘live’ and not done in post production: it was painted in a darker shade of grey on the ground. An even lighting was maintained throughout.
There was virtually no post production work done.
The films were shot by Nirvana in Cape Town, South Africa, with the help of a local production house there, called Platypus. Incidentally, the same combination of people also worked on the ‘Happy to Help’ series last year. When asked whether Cape Town is fast becoming a tourist spot for Vodafone and Nirvana, Varma laughs, saying, “Oh no! It’s just that we are very comfortable with the team there and know what sort of work to expect from them.”
Nagpal adds here that the production cost had to be minimal for unveiling such a large number of commercials. “Otherwise, our production costs would exceed media spends,” he quips.
I love my job
I love my job
~ I love my job
I love my job
~ I love my job
I love my job
I love my job
~ I love my job
I love my job!!!!!
Monday, April 27, 2009
WHY DO WE NEED FRIENDS?
We need friends for many reasons,
all throughout the four seasons.
We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
and to have fun with us when we are glad.
We need friends to give us good advice.
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice.
We need friends because we are social in nature
and having friends makes us feel secure.
We need friends to remember us once we have passed
sharing memories that will always last.
That's why I need YOU!
all throughout the four seasons.
We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
and to have fun with us when we are glad.
We need friends to give us good advice.
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice.
We need friends because we are social in nature
and having friends makes us feel secure.
We need friends to remember us once we have passed
sharing memories that will always last.
That's why I need YOU!
Friday, April 24, 2009
DON’T
Don’t care so much for me, I may get used to it.
Don’t come so near to me, I may not be able to detach from it.
Don’t put so much faith in me, I may not be able to handle it.
Don’t touch me the way u do, I may not be able to get over it.
Don’t become a part of my life, Coz without u, I won’t be able to live it.
Don’t make me fall for u, I may not be able to fall out of it.
Don’t come into my life, If u have to leave one day.
Don’t give me the hope, That it’s forever u r gonna stay.
Coz love is an emotion
I won’t be able to hide, When love isn’t reciprocated with love,
It hurts deep down inside.
Don’t start something That I won’t be able to end.
Don’t make me believe That u can be more than a friend.
Coz at the end of it all,
I don’t wanna hear u say, That,” I’m sorry,”
“ but I never felt the same way!”
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Inspiring story about mother
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.
As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.
He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother.
But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."
The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose."
He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers.
As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home.
She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother."
She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.
The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.
As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.
He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother.
But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."
The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose."
He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers.
As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home.
She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother."
She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.
The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.
The Rose Within
A certain man planted a rose and watered it faithfully and before it blossomed, he examined it.
He saw the bud that would soon blossom, but noticed thorns upon the stem and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant burdened with so many sharp thorns? Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose, and just before it was ready to bloom... it died.
So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose. The God-like qualities planted in us at birth, grow amid the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects.
We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential.
Some people do not see the rose within themselves; someone else must show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns of another, and find the rose within them.
This is one of the characteristic of love... to look at a person, know their true faults and accepting that person into your life... all the while recognizing the nobility in their soul. Help others to realize they can overcome their faults. If we show them the "rose" within themselves, they will conquer their thorns. Only then will they blossom many times over.
He saw the bud that would soon blossom, but noticed thorns upon the stem and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant burdened with so many sharp thorns? Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose, and just before it was ready to bloom... it died.
So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose. The God-like qualities planted in us at birth, grow amid the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects.
We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential.
Some people do not see the rose within themselves; someone else must show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns of another, and find the rose within them.
This is one of the characteristic of love... to look at a person, know their true faults and accepting that person into your life... all the while recognizing the nobility in their soul. Help others to realize they can overcome their faults. If we show them the "rose" within themselves, they will conquer their thorns. Only then will they blossom many times over.
Listen to the whisper ... or wait for the brick!
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, "What was that all about and who are you?
Just what the heck are you doing?
That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.
Why did you do it?"
The young boy was apologetic. "Please mister ... please, I'm sorry... I didn't know what else to do," he pleaded.
"I threw the brick because no one else would stop..."
With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
"It's my brother," he said.
"He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."
Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."
Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out his fancy handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay.
"Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger.
Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the little boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!
God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us.
It's our choice: Listen to the whisper ... or wait for the brick!
Just what the heck are you doing?
That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.
Why did you do it?"
The young boy was apologetic. "Please mister ... please, I'm sorry... I didn't know what else to do," he pleaded.
"I threw the brick because no one else would stop..."
With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
"It's my brother," he said.
"He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."
Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."
Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out his fancy handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay.
"Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger.
Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the little boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!
God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us.
It's our choice: Listen to the whisper ... or wait for the brick!
What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
Why do guys fall in love with girls ?
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life?...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness?.
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger?..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on??
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away?..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages??
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment?.
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on???.
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.?.
Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed?.. How it changed??..
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life?...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness?.
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger?..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on??
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away?..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages??
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment?.
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on???.
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.?.
Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed?.. How it changed??..
Mens' Perspective About A Wife
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? -- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' -- Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' -- Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' -- James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -- Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? -- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' -- Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' -- Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' -- James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -- Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Tooo Koooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and ! was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and ! was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Perception, taste and priorities of people
A man stood at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that thousand seven hundred people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.
Three minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried up to meet his schedule. A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping continued to walk. A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.
The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.
In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace.. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there recognition.
No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written with a violin worth 3.5 million dollars. Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theatre in Boston and the seats average $100.
This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organised by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and priorities of people.
The outlines were:
*)In a common place environment, at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty? Yes/no
*)Do we stop to appreciate it? Yes/no
*)Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context? Yes/no
One of the possible conclusions from above experience could be:
If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing in our life? Worth sitting up and taking note of it!
Three minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried up to meet his schedule. A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping continued to walk. A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.
The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.
In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace.. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there recognition.
No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written with a violin worth 3.5 million dollars. Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theatre in Boston and the seats average $100.
This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organised by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and priorities of people.
The outlines were:
*)In a common place environment, at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty? Yes/no
*)Do we stop to appreciate it? Yes/no
*)Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context? Yes/no
One of the possible conclusions from above experience could be:
If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing in our life? Worth sitting up and taking note of it!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Make things happen
"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
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"There are people who make things happen,
There are people whowatch things happen and
There are people who wonder what happened.
To be successful, you need to be a
person who makes things happen."
you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
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"There are people who make things happen,
There are people whowatch things happen and
There are people who wonder what happened.
To be successful, you need to be a
person who makes things happen."
DONT MISS IT,ITS A MEANING OF LIFE
It’s another morning..…..
Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today’s news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange…
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don’t remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh….. It’s already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone…??? I screamed.
“I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check.” I said to myself.
So many people….. Not all of them crying…
But why some of them crying…
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor…
“I AM HERE” … I shouted!!! No one listen.
“LOOK I AM NOT DEAD” … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
“Am I dead??” I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying… still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying… she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m … just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being there always when I need them… and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears…
Ohh… he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, “Dear friend… I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.”
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry… even then!!!
I really don’t care for such people.
But one sec…. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness… AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying…
“OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…”
I just wasn’t to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
“YOU R BEAUTIFUL” I shouted.
She didn’t hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
“GOD!!!!” I screamed… a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried…
One more chance please… to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life….
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted….
“GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!”
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping….
Ohh that was just a dream….
My wife was there… she can hear me…
This is the happiest moment of my life…
I hugged her and whispered…. “U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE…. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR”
I can’t understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy…. :)
“THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.”
So, Now it’s not late.. Forget your egos, past……….., and express your love to others………. Be friendly…………… keep smiling and be happy for ever…
Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today’s news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange…
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don’t remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh….. It’s already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone…??? I screamed.
“I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check.” I said to myself.
So many people….. Not all of them crying…
But why some of them crying…
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor…
“I AM HERE” … I shouted!!! No one listen.
“LOOK I AM NOT DEAD” … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
“Am I dead??” I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying… still trying to console each other.My wife was crying… she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m … just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being there always when I need them… and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears…
Ohh… he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, “Dear friend… I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.”
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry… even then!!!
I really don’t care for such people.
But one sec…. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.My goodness… AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying…
“OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…”
I just wasn’t to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
“YOU R BEAUTIFUL” I shouted.
She didn’t hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
“GOD!!!!” I screamed… a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried…
One more chance please… to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life….
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted….
“GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!”
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping….
Ohh that was just a dream….
My wife was there… she can hear me…This is the happiest moment of my life…
I hugged her and whispered…. “U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE…. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR”
I can’t understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy…. :)
“THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.”
So, Now it’s not late.. Forget your egos, past……….., and express your love to others………. Be friendly…………… keep smiling and be happy for ever…
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Please Vote It is our Responsibility
Please Vote It is our Responsibility.It's very valuable Do not let others to utilize our right to vote.
Do cast your vote.
Why mother is so special
When I came home in the rain,Brother asked why didn't you take an umbrella.
Sister advised, Why didn't you wait till rain stopped.
Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize.
But Mother, while drying my hair, said, stupid rain! Couldn't it wait, till
my child came home?
That's MOM
"NO"
It is just a two-letter word, but not a dirty one. It
is the simplest thing to say, yet we hesitate to say
it. The inability to say NO can cause mental stress?we
do not want to do something, yet we cannot refuse, as
we always want to be good. The moment I learnt to say
NO I become happy person and now I can say NO to
people without any guilt.
1. PRACTICE SAYING NO
I have a photo in my office, which shows Rama looking
at the golden deer that Sita is pointing at. If only
Rama had said NO, he could have saved Sita and many
other headaches and heartaches! Saying NO without
hurting others is a skill. When my wife requested me
to purchase a Toyota, I had to say NO because I
already have a Honda City, and thus saved myself from
the stress I could have experienced while trying to
repay the loan I would have taken. If you say no once
you will get used to the word and will say it with
ease and without guilt.
2. GIVE PRIORITY TO YOURSELF
Think about your needs and wellbeing first. There is
nothing bad about it. Don not feel guilty. Recently a
close relative asked me for a loan of Rs 3 lakh for a
year. Although he had promised to repay the loan in
time and with interest, I said NO and saved myself
from sleepless nights, thinking about the
possibilities of not getting back the money. I also
saved myself from straining the relationship in the
long run.
3. IT REQUIRES DETERMINATION
Years ago, I did not say NO to alcohol and sweets,
which could have saved me from pancreas surgery and
two heart bypasses, followed by diabetes, blood
pressure, glaucoma, and what not! Ten years ago I
learnt to say no to all such goodies and here I am
today, fit as a fiddle. Similarly, saying no to a
friend or a relative also requires determination. Once
you are determined you do not want to give any more,
your day is mad
4. REALISE THE WEAKNESS
of not been able to say no. If Yudhistir had said no
to gambling, Mahabharata wouldn?t have happened.
Realise that you need to set boundaries for yourself
and allowing anybody to overstep will be harmful. Your
no should be a firm one and don?t give up under
pressure.
5. STICK TO YOUR PLAN
If saying YES to someone throws your other plans to
the wind, ask yourself if it is worth it. You can say
no to parties if you have other plans. Just because
you have been invited does not mean you have to go.
Learn to do things that make you happy.
6. EXPLAIN YOUR REASON
Tell your friend why you are unable to do the work for
her. Make it clear that your reason to say no is not
unreasonable. Since I have learnt to say NO to my
friends and relatives?of course, when I feel it is not
possible to accommodate their requests, I am a happier
person living without guilt.
7. NO CAN BE BENEFICIAL
Do not let anybody take you for granted. Saying NO is
your right. Let others respect your right.
8. BUY TIME
If you hesitate to say NO, then buy some time. If you
cannot say no to the person directly, tell him to give
you some time to think. Get back him later and tell
him politely that you could not accommodate his
request.
is the simplest thing to say, yet we hesitate to say
it. The inability to say NO can cause mental stress?we
do not want to do something, yet we cannot refuse, as
we always want to be good. The moment I learnt to say
NO I become happy person and now I can say NO to
people without any guilt.
1. PRACTICE SAYING NO
I have a photo in my office, which shows Rama looking
at the golden deer that Sita is pointing at. If only
Rama had said NO, he could have saved Sita and many
other headaches and heartaches! Saying NO without
hurting others is a skill. When my wife requested me
to purchase a Toyota, I had to say NO because I
already have a Honda City, and thus saved myself from
the stress I could have experienced while trying to
repay the loan I would have taken. If you say no once
you will get used to the word and will say it with
ease and without guilt.
2. GIVE PRIORITY TO YOURSELF
Think about your needs and wellbeing first. There is
nothing bad about it. Don not feel guilty. Recently a
close relative asked me for a loan of Rs 3 lakh for a
year. Although he had promised to repay the loan in
time and with interest, I said NO and saved myself
from sleepless nights, thinking about the
possibilities of not getting back the money. I also
saved myself from straining the relationship in the
long run.
3. IT REQUIRES DETERMINATION
Years ago, I did not say NO to alcohol and sweets,
which could have saved me from pancreas surgery and
two heart bypasses, followed by diabetes, blood
pressure, glaucoma, and what not! Ten years ago I
learnt to say no to all such goodies and here I am
today, fit as a fiddle. Similarly, saying no to a
friend or a relative also requires determination. Once
you are determined you do not want to give any more,
your day is mad
4. REALISE THE WEAKNESS
of not been able to say no. If Yudhistir had said no
to gambling, Mahabharata wouldn?t have happened.
Realise that you need to set boundaries for yourself
and allowing anybody to overstep will be harmful. Your
no should be a firm one and don?t give up under
pressure.
5. STICK TO YOUR PLAN
If saying YES to someone throws your other plans to
the wind, ask yourself if it is worth it. You can say
no to parties if you have other plans. Just because
you have been invited does not mean you have to go.
Learn to do things that make you happy.
6. EXPLAIN YOUR REASON
Tell your friend why you are unable to do the work for
her. Make it clear that your reason to say no is not
unreasonable. Since I have learnt to say NO to my
friends and relatives?of course, when I feel it is not
possible to accommodate their requests, I am a happier
person living without guilt.
7. NO CAN BE BENEFICIAL
Do not let anybody take you for granted. Saying NO is
your right. Let others respect your right.
8. BUY TIME
If you hesitate to say NO, then buy some time. If you
cannot say no to the person directly, tell him to give
you some time to think. Get back him later and tell
him politely that you could not accommodate his
request.
Friday, April 10, 2009
God will NEVER give up on you.
ONE DAY I DECIDED TO QUIT…
I QUIT MY JOB, MY RELATIONSHIP, MY SPIRITUALITY….
I WANTED TO QUIT MY LIFE.
I WENT TO THE WOODS TO HAVE ONE LAST TALK WITH GOD.
“God”, I said. ”Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”
His answer surprised me.
“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”
“Yes”, I replied.
“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light. I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did NOT quit on the bamboo.
“In the second year the fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again,
nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did NOT quit on the bamboo.
“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would
NOT quit. The same in year four.
“Then in the fifth year, a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
to the fern, it was seemingly small and insignificant.
“But just six months later, the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
“It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong
and gave it what it needed to survive.
I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.
“Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you
have actually been growing roots? I would NOT quit on the bamboo..
I will NEVER quit on you.
“Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said.
“The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make
the forest beautiful.
“Your time will come”, God said to me.. ”You will rise high”
“How high should I rise?” I asked.
“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.
“As high as it can?” I questioned
“Yes.” He said,
“Give me glory by rising as high as you can.”
I left the forest, realizing that God will NEVER give up on me.
And He will NEVER give up on you.
NEVER REGRET A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
GOOD DAYS GIVE YOU HAPPINESS; BAD DAYS GIVE YOU EXPERIENCES.
BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL TO LIFE.
SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE……………
I QUIT MY JOB, MY RELATIONSHIP, MY SPIRITUALITY….
I WANTED TO QUIT MY LIFE.
I WENT TO THE WOODS TO HAVE ONE LAST TALK WITH GOD.
“God”, I said. ”Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”
His answer surprised me.
“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”
“Yes”, I replied.
“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light. I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did NOT quit on the bamboo.
“In the second year the fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again,
nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did NOT quit on the bamboo.
“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would
NOT quit. The same in year four.
“Then in the fifth year, a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
to the fern, it was seemingly small and insignificant.
“But just six months later, the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
“It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong
and gave it what it needed to survive.
I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.
“Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you
have actually been growing roots? I would NOT quit on the bamboo..
I will NEVER quit on you.
“Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said.
“The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make
the forest beautiful.
“Your time will come”, God said to me.. ”You will rise high”
“How high should I rise?” I asked.
“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.
“As high as it can?” I questioned
“Yes.” He said,
“Give me glory by rising as high as you can.”
I left the forest, realizing that God will NEVER give up on me.
And He will NEVER give up on you.
NEVER REGRET A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
GOOD DAYS GIVE YOU HAPPINESS; BAD DAYS GIVE YOU EXPERIENCES.
BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL TO LIFE.
SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE……………
THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU
A TRUE STORY
The following event took place during a transantlantic flight on October 14, 1998.
A lady was seated next to a black gentleman.
The woman, visibly upset, asked the flight attendant to find another seat for her as she didn’t want to sit next to someone so unpleasant.
The flight attendant told her that the flight was quite full, but that she would check and see if there was room in first class.
The rest of the passengers watched the scene with shock and disgust, not only because this woman was so obnoxious and rude, but for the fact that she would actually be moved to first class.
The poor man felt terribly uncomfortable about this whole scene but was cordial enough not to react.
The climate in the cabin was of complete tension, but the lady seemed pleased and very happy to be moving to first class away from this person.
A few minutes later the flight attendant returned and informed the woman:
“Excuse me ma’am, the flight is indeed pretty full…
…Fortunately I found a seat available in first class.
“It took me a while because in order to make that change I had to get permission from the captain.
He told me that we shouldn’t force anyone to have to sit next to someone so unpleasant, and authorized the change right away.”
The other passengers couldn’t believe what they were hearing… and the woman, with a triumfant expression on her face, proceeded to get up from her seat.
Then the flight attendant turned towards the black man and said:
-”Sir… would you be so kind as to follow me to your new seat in first class? On behalf of our airline, the captain offers you his apology for the fact that you had to put up with someone so unpleasant sitting next to you.”
All the passengers applauded and gave a standing ovation to the crew for handling the situation so well.
That year, the captain and the flight attendant were awarded for their actions on that flight. Due to this, the company realized they had not placed sufficient priority on costumer service training for their employees.
The Airline made inmediate changes!
Since this event, in all of their offices and in clear sight of their personnel, the following message is posted:
“People may forget what you said to them.
People may forget what you do to them.
But they will never forget the way you made them feel.”
The following event took place during a transantlantic flight on October 14, 1998.
A lady was seated next to a black gentleman.
The woman, visibly upset, asked the flight attendant to find another seat for her as she didn’t want to sit next to someone so unpleasant.
The flight attendant told her that the flight was quite full, but that she would check and see if there was room in first class.
The rest of the passengers watched the scene with shock and disgust, not only because this woman was so obnoxious and rude, but for the fact that she would actually be moved to first class.
The poor man felt terribly uncomfortable about this whole scene but was cordial enough not to react.
The climate in the cabin was of complete tension, but the lady seemed pleased and very happy to be moving to first class away from this person.
A few minutes later the flight attendant returned and informed the woman:
“Excuse me ma’am, the flight is indeed pretty full…
…Fortunately I found a seat available in first class.
“It took me a while because in order to make that change I had to get permission from the captain.
He told me that we shouldn’t force anyone to have to sit next to someone so unpleasant, and authorized the change right away.”
The other passengers couldn’t believe what they were hearing… and the woman, with a triumfant expression on her face, proceeded to get up from her seat.
Then the flight attendant turned towards the black man and said:
-”Sir… would you be so kind as to follow me to your new seat in first class? On behalf of our airline, the captain offers you his apology for the fact that you had to put up with someone so unpleasant sitting next to you.”
All the passengers applauded and gave a standing ovation to the crew for handling the situation so well.
That year, the captain and the flight attendant were awarded for their actions on that flight. Due to this, the company realized they had not placed sufficient priority on costumer service training for their employees.
The Airline made inmediate changes!
Since this event, in all of their offices and in clear sight of their personnel, the following message is posted:
“People may forget what you said to them.
People may forget what you do to them.
But they will never forget the way you made them feel.”
Nothing is greater than good Relationship
Sacrifice is greater than love ,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is greater than Wealth,
But nothing is greater than good Relationship.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
FOR A BELOVED ONE
ITS TRUE!: "A BIG THING DONE FOR A BELOVED ONE MAY OR MAY NOT IMPRESS THEM.
BUT, A SMALL REFUSE
WILL BE A BIG PAIN IN THEM.."
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Which tree are you?
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime
Mar 21 - Oak
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig
Jun 24 - Birch
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime
Sep 23 - Olive
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig
Dec 22 - Beech
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (the Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime
Mar 21 - Oak
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig
Jun 24 - Birch
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime
Sep 23 - Olive
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig
Dec 22 - Beech
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (the Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Bend; But don’t break
Tomorrow Will Never Come
When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.
When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.
When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come.
Its Your Choice
If live gives us rocks, don't sit back and blame life for that.
At every turn of our life, it gives us choices which we fail to recognise.
So when life gives you rocks,
It's still your choice whether to build a wall or to build a bridge.
Make Mistakes
Never make the same mistake twice. Keep experimenting.
There are so many new ones to make; Try different one each day...
New Year Wishes
Its like a new Sunrise... of Hope, of Prosperity, of Happiness
Its like a new Beginning... of Thoughts, of Words, or Actions
Its like a new Day... of Energy, of Strength, of Ideas
Its like a bunch of whole new things... of Prayers, of Friends, and of Love.!
You Are A Diamond
Never despise life's fiery trials.
They are God's ways of bringing out the best in you.
Always remember, you are like a Diamond.
And more a diamond is cut, the more it sparkles.
Don't Break
Life is a mixture of good times and bad times,
happy moments and unhappy moments.
The next time you are experiencing
one of those bad times or unhappy moments,
Try your best not to let the situation get the best of you.
If the going gets tough and you are at your breaking point; show resilience.
Bend; But don’t break!
When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.
When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.
When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come.
Its Your Choice
If live gives us rocks, don't sit back and blame life for that.
At every turn of our life, it gives us choices which we fail to recognise.
So when life gives you rocks,
It's still your choice whether to build a wall or to build a bridge.
Make Mistakes
Never make the same mistake twice. Keep experimenting.
There are so many new ones to make; Try different one each day...
New Year Wishes
Its like a new Sunrise... of Hope, of Prosperity, of Happiness
Its like a new Beginning... of Thoughts, of Words, or Actions
Its like a new Day... of Energy, of Strength, of Ideas
Its like a bunch of whole new things... of Prayers, of Friends, and of Love.!
You Are A Diamond
Never despise life's fiery trials.
They are God's ways of bringing out the best in you.
Always remember, you are like a Diamond.
And more a diamond is cut, the more it sparkles.
Don't Break
Life is a mixture of good times and bad times,
happy moments and unhappy moments.
The next time you are experiencing
one of those bad times or unhappy moments,
Try your best not to let the situation get the best of you.
If the going gets tough and you are at your breaking point; show resilience.
Bend; But don’t break!
Respect "Her".
To all the guys who read this…..please read fully and understand…………..
To all the girls who read this……….. An excellent forward……please read
fully..... and forward to the boys you know……….
This is a beautiful article:
T he woman in your life...very well expressed...
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with
these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people
who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your
family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while
you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,
environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows
that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns
faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even
men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and
yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your
irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent
insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just
like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she
knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your
sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if
you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
Please appreciate "HER"
I hope you will do....
Respect Her.
To all the girls who read this……….. An excellent forward……please read
fully..... and forward to the boys you know……….
This is a beautiful article:
T he woman in your life...very well expressed...
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with
these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people
who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your
family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while
you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,
environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows
that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns
faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even
men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and
yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your
irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent
insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just
like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she
knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your
sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if
you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
Please appreciate "HER"
I hope you will do....
Respect Her.
Newton in Romantic Mood......
Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
************ *
First law of Love:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
************ *
Second law of Love:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
************ *
Third law of Love:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
************ *
First law of Love:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
************ *
Second law of Love:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
************ *
Third law of Love:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."
Sweet Quotes
God doesn't look at how much we do, but with how much love we do it.
- Mother Teresa
Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.
by Anthony Robbins
The secret of success is consistency of purpose.
- by Benjamin Disraeli
If you consistently do your best, the worst won't happen.
- by B.C. Forbes
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed
is more important than any one thing.
- Abraham Lincoln
Your purpose explains what you are doing with your life.
Your vision explains how you are living your purpose.
Your goals enable you to realize your vision.
- by Bob Proctor
- Mother Teresa
Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.
by Anthony Robbins
The secret of success is consistency of purpose.
- by Benjamin Disraeli
If you consistently do your best, the worst won't happen.
- by B.C. Forbes
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed
is more important than any one thing.
- Abraham Lincoln
Your purpose explains what you are doing with your life.
Your vision explains how you are living your purpose.
Your goals enable you to realize your vision.
- by Bob Proctor
some lessons in life are best learned through P A I N....
Sometimes we must be Hurt in order to Grow,Sometimes we must Fail in order to Know,
Sometimes we must Lose in order to Gain ,
Because some lessons in life are best learned through
P A I N....
Friday, April 3, 2009
Wife’s CAT!!
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!"
Moral:
How much ever we dislike someone, sometime we will need their assistance. So never worry how many people dislike you...
Thursday, April 2, 2009
MANAGEMENT PRACTICES
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is
sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat
foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits
don't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After
few minutes, gnawing on
a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and
resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the
hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish
published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again
the rabbit returns by
himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to
typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you
doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbit
introduces the bear to the
lion.
Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS;
WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU
HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT
MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR
BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT...
sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat
foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits
don't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After
few minutes, gnawing on
a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and
resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the
hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish
published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again
the rabbit returns by
himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to
typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you
doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbit
introduces the bear to the
lion.
Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS;
WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU
HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT
MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR
BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT...
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
To live a life i need u
To live a life i need heartbeat,2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
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