Mens' Perspective About A Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? -- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' -- Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' -- Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' -- James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -- Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.