Awesome! B_O_M_B_A_Y

· Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.

· Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.

· There is no darkness in Andheri.

· Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.

· No kings ever stayed at Kings Circle.

· Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.

· Nor is there any princess at Princess Street.

· Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel.

· There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.

· The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali.

· There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.

· Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.

· Trams used to terminate at Kings Circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).

· Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.

· Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.

· You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.

· There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.

· There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.

· Lokhandwala complex is not an iron and steel market.

· Null bazaar does not sell taps.

· You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.

· Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.

· Hanging Gardens are not suspended..

· Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.

· Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.

· Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi.

· Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

· But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!