Men Are Hard To Please ( MUST READ GIRLS :-)

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!