Enjoy The Perfect Hubby

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-

function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's

only Rs.. 10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008

models.. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs. 40,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house I wanted last year is

back on the market. They're asking Rs. 2,50,00,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 2,25,00,000. ... They will

probably take it. If not, we can go for the extra amount.. It really is a pretty good

price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in

astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks: ........


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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"