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Saturday, November 28, 2009

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:


Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI

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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD

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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE

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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI

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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !

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And the best one is ....

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!!_______________

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