Best Management Joke Ever

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. To kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab main Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai.............,
tumhare paas kya hai?
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Scroll down to find out his answer
Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hain' or those stupid Pj - 'Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types'
Just Scroll some more......

Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai...
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently...